Posted on 04/25/2012 8:28:56 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
for the ‘brokered’ convention?
With all due respect, Sloop...BACK OFF! We already had this discussion days ago, and I admitted my mistake, so give it a rest.
I agree. Wasting his time and money.
I think it was Dick Morris on Fox this morning who said that the dems have been trashing Mitt all along because they would so much rather have run against Santorum or Newt.
I think he’s right. Romney will be harder for the dems to beat.
did i upset you?
While it would be amusing to see the Paulistinians screw up the first round of voting and force a divided convention, it is not going to happen. Even if he pulled it off, fewer will vote for Loon over Lefter than Left over Lefter.
JMHO, lots of RuPaulites are coming around to that same idea.
....one poor ol’ soul down the road took down the RP sign that had been in that pasture forever and even peeled off the last of his bumper stickers.
(There were a couple of ‘em that were so faded you couldn’t even make out their color anymore. The good news: the bumper didn’t fall off, so we can cancel THAT theory and pay off a couple of side bets.)
I bought that video years ago (Passion of the Christ) and have never been able to bring myself to watch it.
I don’t know why.
So far, the Dims have joined in trashing everyone but Mittens and Paul. It is too bad that they did not get their wish with Santorum, if true. He would have blown Zero’s doors off.
um, thanks?
Yeah, Ive been seeing less and less RP signs down here too... glad the media is ignoring him lately...
I think it would have been easier for the Obama-ites to portray Santorum as a nut. He didn’t defend himself that well against the charge.
Just my opinion.
I agree with you...unfortunately, some things he’s said were kind of strange.....but,they would of torn him apart with some of speeches about God....most people don’t want to be preached too....
Someone asked my father if he had watched the movie Passion of the Christ...his response.”I already kinow how it ends, I read the book” ;-)
It’s a hard one to watch.
Mrs S couldn’t.
“I bought that video years ago (Passion of the Christ) and have never been able to bring myself to watch it.”
Some of it is very hard to handle, but it is worth watching on Good Friday. I try to make it an annual event...
I chose not to watch it as well. I too, read the book ;-)
You have to read the movie as well. It’s all spoken in Aramaic, Latin and Hebrew.
Didya hear about Ashley Madison posting a reward for anyone to say they had had sex with Tim Tebow.
Why does it bother people for someone to be religious? I’m not religious, I’m far from a Bible Thumper; but I truly do not understand the hatred for those who are religious. I saw it alot with Santorum, too. People act as if your religion should be put in a box and not affect anything other than your Sunday morning schedule. Even atheists’ beliefs/lack thereof affect their point of view - it’s why they interpret the First Amendment the way they do.
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