Posted on 04/24/2012 8:24:11 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Sounds like an ambitious lunch!
mama got fam stuff so supper is after 8 pm.....if’n I waited I’d die
Gives new meaning to “high-altitude nose bleed”.
I’m listening to CP’s Tues/April 17 Show Replay now; he’s great! Many thanks for the tip! I’ll get thru 1-2 more, until Levin comes on at 6. And will now get CP during the morning 9-12, instead of GB. Again, THANKS!
Glad you like, he’s a lot of fun. He’s very well prepared too. Here’s WMAL’s stream to listen live in the mornings.
http://player.streamtheworld.com/_players/citadel/?sid=1057
He’s so well-prepared, accurate and FUNNY! My 3 Farm cats are looking crazy at me again! GB’s toast; Chris’ is in. I’m sending a rec-to-listen out to my email lists.
Thanks so much, CNS!
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