[pepsi_junkie]

“The full truth of whether a prophet named Muhammad lived in seventh-century Arabia,” Spencer concludes, “and if he did, what sort of a man he was, may never be known."

Speaking from his hidden bunker at an undisclosed and heavily secured location, I hope.

[Lazamataz]

I am starting a new religion. It is called Jemimaism.

We worship, as our Lord and Savior, the Aunt Jemimah character from the 1800's and early 1900's.

Meet our Lord and Savior: