Centerfold - J Geils Band
Does she walk
Does she talk
Does she come complete
My homeroom, homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain
Years go by
I’m lookin’ through a girly magazine
And there’s my homeroom angel
On the pages in-between
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
Angel is the centerfold
Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin’ about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye
I was shakin’ in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
Oh, yeah
Angel is the centerfold
It’s okay I understand
This ain’t no never-never land
I hope that when this issue’s gone
I’ll see you when your clothes are on
Take you car
Yes we will
We’ll take your car and drive it
We’ll take it to a motel room
And take ‘em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can’t deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My Angel is the centerfold
Great song—who says porno is “victimless”?
That song is so funny. I always have to smile when I hear it.
That song is so funny. I always have to smile when I hear it.
A man returns home a day early after a business trip. It’s after midnight.
While in the taxi home, he asks the cabby if he’ll be a witness to his wife’s adultery which he suspects.
For £100, the cabby agrees.
On arriving home, the husband and taxi driver tip toe to the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man’s head.
The wife shouts, ‘Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money‚
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your private box at the football ground.
HE paid for our holiday house on the Riviera.
HE paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays some of our household bills!’
Shaking his head, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the taxi-driver and asks, ‘What do you think about that?
The taxi-driver without hesitation replies, ‘I’d cover him up before he catches a chill.’