To be honest, I don't even love my girlfriend the same way I love Megan Fox.
I have been to fenway, and you can definitely tell it’s 100 years old. but old doesn’t necessarily mean bad.
red sox fans like their stadium just fine. they love the place the way they love their grandmothers, not the way we love, say, megan fox.
that’s an important difference.
To be honest, I don't even love my girlfriend the same way I love Megan Fox.
Who the heck is Megan Fox?
Oh wait... I’ll go ask my teen BoSox fan who is more important!
I already know the answer... she ain’t it!