Posted on 04/18/2012 8:58:45 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Davis and his mouth full of hot soup delivery are unlistenable.
Unfortunately, today with Mr. Limbaugh himself wasn’t much better. Between the spoken-word commercials for Heritage, identity theft protection and - wait for it - a beverage purchased via mail order (is one supposed to preserve one’s thirst for the 2-5 business days spent waiting for the beverage? If so, how?), there is precious little time left for the actual show.
Rush at his best IS the best which is why we are on this thread. But on the day before a holiday Rush already has one foot out the door and the shows reflect that. Trim away ads, pregnant pauses, self-congratulatory blather, teasers and those maddening, pointless and flat-out rude one-on-none conversations with Snerdley and we are left with one hour and twelve minutes (actually 1:11:46) of content - which is less than 40% of the 3 hours allotted.
Given his recent lament about his iPhone, the term ‘phoning it in’ is rather timely.
Oh. Noes!!!! WRONG MARK SUBBING!!!!
Where orb where is the delish Mr. Steyn tomorrow??? I want my undocumented substitute host!!!!
dittos. you forgot to add his going on and on about himself which he hates to talk about.
Hello all.. busy today
Mark Davis screener refused my call about Newt and his campaign.
This is the elitism that conservatives hate! Newt is still in the race!
It's the funniest disclaimer of all considering the 10-15 minutes of irrelevant minutiae which follow
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