[Joe 6-pack]

"The bus ran over a mattress and the springs ruptured the gas tank."

I thought New York was the city that never sleeps...

[Gasshog]

Cmon kids, lets all sing! (the bear went over the mountain)

“The bus ran over a mattress
“The bus ran over a mattress
“The bus ran over a mattressssss
And purportedly blew up!

[867V309]

I thought New York was the city that never sleeps...

Maybe that's why the mattress was in the street.

[C210N]

"The bus ran over a mattress and the springs ruptured the gas tank."

I thought New York was the city that never sleeps...

This is all making sense now!

New York City has had BIG problems with Bed bugs. Its been in the news constantly over the past 5 years or so. Thus, NewYorkers fear sleeping, loathe sleeping... it's now the City That Never Sleeps. NewYawkers are, in droves, throwing out mattresess... there are mattresses ALL over the streets, avenues, thruways, highways, byways and every this-way-that-ways. Busses are swerving out of control to avoid these mattresses... all because of Bedbugs.

So, all you Busses out there - Be cautious where you go - don't just go where your driver wants you to go... and watch out for 'dem damn mattresses!