[Pinkbell]

Perry's predicament began when he admittedly made a left turn from a far-right lane -- a trick his security detail taught him, to make sure he wasn't being followed, Perry explained on Facebook.

Two white Atlanta police officers pulled him over, but apparently did not realize they'd just stopped Tyler Perry.

They didn't realize it was him? The horror! If they had realized it, making an illegal turn would have been ok then. (It actually turned out that way. TMZ said that he didn't get a ticket. So it seems he got away with it. Your average citizen would get the ticket.)

[Salamander]

How I hope I live to see the day when a cop starts to ticket me and then says, with shock and reverent awe in his voice

"OMG....you're Salamander? THE Salamander?!?" and I generously, nay, ~graciously~ give him my autograph and speed merrily away.

[yeah....and then I woke up]