Posted on 04/05/2012 8:09:20 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Oh, noes!
Rumor that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are an item.
Hooked the MacBook into the plasma, FReeping on the iPad and listening to 24/7 on the iPhone lol!
Now I have to unhook it all to watch on ESPN in a few minutes :o(
what a Fluke
eww...
She seems to have a penchant for Afican Americans, too bad they are all Libtards.
how long is your plasm to lapper connect cord ?
6’ but I moved the laptop on to the equipment rack and am using the iPad.
RUSH HANG UP ON THIS BORING NAGGING WENCH
She seems a little old to be a psyc major.
I wanted to reach through the computer and choke her. I can’t stand that type of person.....
gotcha....my 32 inch led office flatscreen wants a 5ft or shorter connect
I have to mirror the displays to get it to work, not sure about PCs.
got a 2 oclock meetin...hope I’m back for most of TGO but hope he tears Holder up over the 5th circuit response
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