--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
Secretary of Statements Hilly of the “Hilly and Billy Show” has just pulled out some of her stolen White House Silverware, and after waiting for the Liberal Agenda Media to turn up their candle light vigil heat on HE WHO TELLS THE TRUTH, Hilly decides to issue a Statement, and begins to carve on the scraps of the meal that the libs are in a “Rush” to finish.
Now, now, hired help being what it is today in the District of Corruption, one must remember that Hilly’s cross-gender, cross-ethic, always cross “Statements Writing Staff” must write and cross check to insure that no one double crosses Hilly OR the High Poo-Bah himself. Yes, none other than Dictator Baby-Doc Barack.
Yes indeed! These matters take time! Hilly’s slow timing has been evident in Egypt, Libya, and of course, Syria.
Yes, Thunder-Thighs chooses her words carefully. She has to because she knows that we will quote her.
BTW, ain’t it fun being part of her “Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy?”