[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“They’ve put up a sign asking customers buying pork or alcohol not to use a particular checkout line when a Muslim teenager is on duty as the cashier. “

Oh! That’s the only line I’d use!

[cripplecreek]

Gonna have to get a seeing eye dog.

[tomkat]

Oh! That’s the only line I’d use!

You and me both, Doc.

[LyinLibs]

Just checked the fridge. Looks like I need more bacon.

Where exactly is this store, and which line am I looking for?

[muawiyah]

Most states don't allow teenagers to check out alcohol ~ has to be an adult.

Now the pork? I don't let Moslems touch my pork anyway.

[CatherineofAragon]

"Oh! That’s the only line I’d use!"

EXACTLY. And if the sand-dweller doing the ringing up didn't like my pork chops, he'd be free to resign. But otherwise, BAG THOSE PIGGIES!

[cherry]

I’ll throw in some tampax and some condoms as well....lets not stop at the pork and beer..

[cherry]

I’ll throw in some tampax and some condoms as well....lets not stop at the pork and beer..

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

“They’ve put up a sign asking customers buying pork or alcohol not to use a particular checkout line when a Muslim teenager is on duty as the cashier. “

Dum bass moslem. There is a clean bottle between the liquor and him. There is also a clean plastic wrap between the moslem and the pork. Do your job or hit the gate!