email received this a.m. Don’t watch these shows -so does anyone know if this email is accurate?????????????
You know the honeymoon is over
when the comedians start.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
—Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
—Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
—Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
—Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between
Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
—David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
—Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
—Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result
of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
—David Letterman
The crowd of late night tv talk show hosts took time off to remove their lips from Obama’s rear end to announce that they held no bias for Obama.
Very funny, but I seriously doubt many, if any, of these are attributable to the people they claim to be. I couldn't find ANY site that legitimately sources the jokes. But even if some are legit, they aren't nowhere near as mean, nasty and vulgar as the documented ones I posted. Most stuff like this you receive in an e-mail is either incorrectly attributed, mixes fact with fiction or outright bogus.