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Man saws off own foot to continue receiving unemployment benefits
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Posted on 03/28/2012 4:57:46 PM PDT by kjam22
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To: tophat9000
.i have visions of a peg leg and a giant cribbage board That's good. My dad and I played a lot of cribbage back in the day. I wish he was here, he'd be laughing at that image too.
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posted on
03/28/2012 5:57:19 PM PDT
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there)
To: tet68
Did he measure it, I mean he cut off a foot. For some reason that reminded me of a joke about the porn actor whose member was 11 inches. He was fortunate it was not an inch longer. Then it would have been a foot and he'd have to find a different line of work.
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posted on
03/28/2012 6:04:55 PM PDT
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there)
To: kjam22
Measure twice, cut once
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posted on
03/28/2012 6:09:07 PM PDT
by
tomkat
(prolly as ready as i'm gonna be)
To: tet68
>> Did he measure it, I mean he cut off a foot.
He’s Austrian — he cut off his thirty centimeters.
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posted on
03/28/2012 6:09:52 PM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
To: kjam22
He’s gonna miss that foot in jail... when he’s too slow to get out of the shower fast enough ;)
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posted on
03/28/2012 6:32:01 PM PDT
by
battousai
(Conservatives are racist? YES, I hate stupid white liberals.)
To: kjam22
His 99 weeks ran out?
What a gruesome tale. All the more sad and tragic because the abuse was self-inflicted.
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posted on
03/28/2012 6:34:50 PM PDT
by
citizen
(Well, what happened to my tagline?? I must have overwritten it...time for a new one anyway.)
To: citizen
I have a compound miter saw like the one in the pic that he used.... I can’t even imagine putting my foot up on the thing and cutting it off on purpose... Holy Cow! Darwin got robbed on this deal...
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posted on
03/28/2012 6:42:12 PM PDT
by
kjam22
(my newest music video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fHjvo6eRkI)
To: kjam22
Remind me never to instruct an employee to “take about a foot off” without being completely clear.
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posted on
03/28/2012 6:55:23 PM PDT
by
DaxtonBrown
(http://www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
To: a fool in paradise
I’d give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
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posted on
03/28/2012 7:03:14 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
He should go before Congress demanding a handout. They love a good sob story.
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posted on
03/28/2012 7:15:46 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
To: kjam22
One foot. Measure twice, cut once.
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posted on
03/28/2012 7:35:47 PM PDT
by
Rocky
(REPEAL IT!)
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