Posted on 03/28/2012 8:14:32 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I missed this one...
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/211654.php
President Barack “My Christian Faith” Obama sought advice from Turkey’s Recep Tayyip Erdogen on how to raise daughters:
President Barack Obama and Turkey’s controversial Islamist prime minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan have become such bosom buddies that Erdogan is giving Obama advice on raising his American daughters.
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The two met in South Korea on Sunday, Eastern Time, to discuss Syria’s civil war and Iran’s nuclear weapons program, but they also talked about the president’s two daughters, Malia and Sasha, Obama said during a press conference, according to a White House statement.
Fortunately, the discussion never got a far as how to prevent girls from escaping stoning pits. I hear Obama is also seeking a good marital guide to keep his marriage strong and healthy.
Let’s just hope he is elected out of office before he seeks advice on dealing with the kufr.
Boehner needs to show up for work wearing a dress.
For real.
Bobby Rush needs to be expelled from the House.
Trouble in Paradise
Former NAACP Leader Accuses Sharpton & Jackson Of Exploiting Treyvon Martin
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/211645.php
Ya think?
After Obie's reelection only BET, JET and Ebony will get real access to the president.
WOW! Rush you are on FIRE TODAY!
I say naked like his mind.
Look for the Supremes to strike down the Obamacare law.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2864971/posts
"Going to" Since nobody ever puts up an opposition the game is already over. Oh sure we will have a country on the N.American continent but it is the old USSR & it's here today.
The bill is ONE BIG PACKAGE!!!
WTF? This guy is surprised that it is being viewed as “one big package.”
Uh, it is one big package and it is the complete take over of every citizen’s physical being. KEEP YOUR DAMN LAWS OFF MY BODY!
bttt
LOL! Ewwwwwwwwwww
not sure if it’s my lapper or FR but damn.....this is soooooooooome slow web site
If he’s re-elected, we will finally see the real “Papa Doc” Obama.
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