[Joe 6-pack]

This whole media circus might have been avoided if Zimmerman had the good sense to change his last name to “Villareal” or “Rodriguez.”

[Verginius Rufus]

This whole media circus might have been avoided if Zimmerman had the good sense to change his last name to "Villareal" or "Rodriguez."

Or if he had a hyphenated last name (tacked his mother's maiden name on to Zimmerman).