[cuban leaf]

—LOL! I sense an accelerated security clearance update in your immediate future.—

Naw. The contract fell through. They personally visited my neighbors, my friends, people I went to high school with (and I was 57 at the time). It was nuts. Then I get my clearance, password, secret hand shake. All that stuff.

And the subcontractor that hired me lost the contract for my skill set. I’m actually glad it happened. I’m really done with jobs that require me to be away from home so much.

[PowderMonkey]

"Then I get my clearance, password, secret hand shake. All that stuff."

What? No magic decoder ring? I got mine after the men in black came through the neighborhood and terrified all of our neighbors, asking questions about me.