[PowderMonkey]

"Then I get my clearance, password, secret hand shake. All that stuff."

What? No magic decoder ring? I got mine after the men in black came through the neighborhood and terrified all of our neighbors, asking questions about me.

[cuban leaf]

—I got mine after the men in black came through the neighborhood and terrified all of our neighbors, asking questions about me.—

I...don’t...remember... There was this flash and then...