[sergeantdave]

I took a military hop once, and we almost landed in Pennsylvania. The pilot, though, couldn’t find a place to land with all the moose and derricks standing around, so he turned the KC-130 around, headed west and landed in Las Vegas. Much better.

Then again, maybe it was Maine we couldn’t land in and we touched down in Texas. Does Texas have long-legged silky ladies? I remember them.

[BroJoeK]

sergeantdave: "...pilot, though, couldn’t find a place to land with all the moose and derricks standing around..."

Not so many moose in Pennsylvania.
But there are a good many large Elk, not to be confused:

Elk:

Moose:

And, yes, along with Elk in northern PA, you can see rigs, fracking for natural gas.

"Tower for drilling a well into the Marcellus Shale Formation for natural gas, Lycoming County, PA, USA 2009"

;-)