Posted on 03/06/2012 8:36:35 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
the house (boehner) impeaches - the senate tries him
glad you brought up BiBi...... screamin in that speech was 2 things.......... 1. He ain’t still talkin and 2. He glad handed Obama publically while inside his head he was sayin yeah yeah yeah, whatever Barry, game on.
1. What a short speech durin near Biblical prophesy.
BiBi spent 1/2 the speech callin out dems and reps in that room for standin tall..He looked everyone of em in the eye and saw their soul.
2. BiBi could give a rats ass what Obama thinks EVER AGAIN
seemed to me he was saying ‘this is your advance notice’
Must be a Fluke.
Can we trade leaders with Israel? We take Bibi, and they can have Obama.
But then again, what did Israel ever do to us?
Thanks for an uproarious mid day laugh Doug!
ALL of this happening to these advertisers is because of ALL OF YOU!!!!
Just look at what this TEAM can do TOGETHER,!!!! YOU FOLKS are
a force to be reckoned with, when a call to arms is posted!!!! YOU all
need to FOCUS on the issues and BLAST these damn liberals on a daily
basis!!!! Pick a topic daily and GIVE THEM ALL HELL!!!!!!!
As much as I would love to have Bibi, don't send them Obama. GOD will not look kindly on cursing the nation of Israel like that.
that is exactly what he said
2 threads on the petition:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2854868/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2855005/posts
i miss the dignity of the office
we would weaken our effort if BiBi was here....He is best servin God right where he is
Me too.
give em hell caller.....
The guy just can't stand it if it isn't all about him 24/7.
I read about that last nite.
It would be extremely interesting to investigate her homelife; i.e. childhood, parents, residential area that she grew up. Who the hell spawned this creature??
FLUKE was given the chance to talk when lawmakers were on break and just a few Democratic allies were on hand to cheer her on...
When is the big Zero’s press conference today? (so I’ll know when not to have a TV or radio on)
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