I will vote for the nominee even it’s Mr. Magoo or Charlie Sheen. If it’s Mittens, I’ll vote for him. I won’t like it. I may need a three day shower and gallon of cheap whisky to get the smell and taste of disappointment off me but ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Getting rid of The One is that important. Besides, could he do any worse?
The GOP-e appreciates your loyalty.
Imagine inheriting a beautiful vintage home. It has been a very dark and desperate time in your life and you can not believe your luck, as you had no idea this could be happening. You are given the key and you enter. All the original woodwork, in just about pristine condition. The lovely hardwood floors, still shine. The multiple fireplaces in perfect working condition. The exterior brick is flawless, sitting on an immaculately landscaped estate-like property. As you look around, you glide up the winding staircase, all three floors hold your attention. Suddenly, you open a door that goes into a storage attic that is empty, save one very large chest. You slowly open it, and you can not believe your eyes. There are many old maps, original handwritten historical documents written by founding fathers. The chest is brimming with old rare coins. There are civil war relics, it is a remarkable find of immense value and history. You have discovered a national treasure, Newt Gingrich.