Posted on 03/01/2012 7:54:29 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
The Wilt Chamberlain Scholarship...oh my. I am feeling awfully sad about AB...but that laugh just felt good.
I would PAY to hear SJL try to debate Rush.
Soooooooooooooooo we pay for birth control for them...then when they don’t use it, (because they are basically idiots)...we either pay for their abortion OR we pay for their kid when they go on welfare........Yep...that pretty well summarizes the Democrat party
This is the Rush BiPolar Express today—profound tragedy and sadness...and now over the top laughing. This is draining listening to him—how does he do it show after show?
I wonder if her parents (providing she has two), are proud or in hiding?
I think there were more threads on this the past few days, but here are a few.
Well said, Rebel. I find what Rush is saying funny because he’s pointing out the idiocy of not only this latest mandate, but the justification of it as expressed in the hearing in which Ms. Fluke gave testimony.
Rush tweaked the media, and now Congress, into responding to his characterization of Fluke from her testimony. He is brilliant. Now more people will actually here this flake Fluke’s testimony.
Rush, call her Miss Flake. This seems like a joke. Where are the Republican women speaking out against this woman?
Who is AB?
“Sluts and prostitutes are angered at being compared to Fluke”
I can’t speak for mere sluts, but frankly, prostitutes are much smarter than these merely amoral sluts.
Oh, they say, “I only have sex with my only boyfriend” - you are still a slut. That is the way people should be seen who screw outside marriage. (Note, I said “people”, not “women”.)
And worse, you’re not even getting money for it.
At least the hookers are smart enough to get paid. They’re getting something out of it, rather than just knocked up or too emotionally scarred for life to have a real good partner.
Queen Sheila (d) TX, the only dim congressperson who thinks the astronauts landed on Mars.
I just shot water out my nose at the Wilt Chamberlain scholarship.
I’m so sick of these ninnies. If you can’t afford to have reckless sex; then don’t have reckless sex.
I’ll pay for her birth control if she’ll pay for the Corvette and insurance that I want. . ..
Forget Fast and Furious, forget $5 gas; rampant unemployment and foreclosure. Never mind the tinderbox that is the middle east, Iran getting a nuke....NO....the story of the month that Democrats are going after is a radio talk show host dissing a now public figure.
Flake/Fluke is getting the attention she wanted...
Guy caller -says it’s $5 a month at WMart.
Rush - What does $5 a month get you?
Guy Caller - birth control
Rush - WoW, that makes PMS almost worth it!
Hi! Nice to “see” you again.
I’m just trying to imagine if a college student of my generation had gone out in public to declare that she was so sexually active that she (a) had trouble keeping up with the contraceptive bill and (b) was demanding someone else pay for it. Her parents would DIE of shame.
The dearly departed Andrew Breitbart.
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