Posted on 02/27/2012 8:13:18 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Come on Rush listeners. Make Hollywood mad, go see Act of Valor!
Reporting for duty.
(Not so) happy Monday.
Good morning/afternoon, megaRushStartingOutTheWeekendRightdittos from Biggirl. PING!:)=^..^=
Problem?
My household did our part this weekend. We though it was a very good movie.
Oh, no; everything’s fine. It was just difficult getting up this morning for some reason, and I was in a daze until about an hour ago. Couldn’t even park the car between the lines when I pulled into the parking lot at work (I swear they are drawing the lines narrower these days . . . but I digress.)
I’ve seen it twice and I’m going back for MORE!
The MSM will do everything in its power to keep the focus off the SCOAMF in the White House.
If there is ANY truth to this...I HOPE Rush addresses this LOUD AND CLEAR on his program, and that Mark Levin does likewise!
OFFICIAL AFGHAN GOVERNMENT WEBSITE - NATO agrees to allow prosecution of Koran burners!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2851808/posts
I’m sure he’ll get to it, but he needs to discuss Obama’s profuse apologies and self-debasement over the Koran burning.
Conservative interpretation of 1st Amendment
I can pray however I choose, whenever I choose, wherever I choose. (Including the public square). You do not have to if you don’t want to.
MoonLib interpretation of 1st Amendment
I don’t want to pray, so you can’t either.
TOO BAD that that movie was not done LAST YEAR, becuase it could have left THE ARTIST in the dust!
Has anyone blasted Barry and Broomhildy for the apology?
The only ones I have heard about are Newt, Rudy, and Bolton
FREEDOM for me, not for YOU!
Opps, should have used these: “”.
Sarah on her Facebook page.
Also Krauthammer sounded disgusted about it on the All-Stars.
Bingo.
Of course not! Our “leaders” in DC are a bunch of spinless pussies, and our Generals and Admirals in the pentagon are evidently all purfumed princes that worry more about making sure queers are in the military, than in protecting our men and women in combat! (spit!!) I am seething with anger at this situation!
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