Posted on 02/24/2012 8:01:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“Listen to Dear Leader speak of the “burden” of a child who survived abortion (bringing in another doctor to do the killing) just made me feel like i need to throw up.
So horrifically glib he was in his discussion.”
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Does anybody have a clip or transcript of that?
“We heard the same line in 2007.” And I did the exact opposite and LOOK WHERE WE ARE.
OMG Really? I honestly cannot take this bullchip.
Romney's folks have turned the heat up?
In my heart I believe Rush must reject Romney. Otherwise I'll have been so wrong in how I've perceived Rush's political principle over the years that ... I can only shrug.
Rush is getting lazy, though. He should get more sleep, read more deeply, and think more calmly. It's gotta be hard being Rush, though.
Godspeed Newt Gingrich.
obama makes fun of drilling as a solution to high gas prices, but proposes pond scum as the answer?
LOL. 17%.....hahahahahaha
It’s as if we are caught in a satire of real life, except .... this is real.
*sigh*
Obama has it all wrong with this algae thing.
In Vietnam they raise catfish. They have bridges over the ponds and people poop in the ponds to feed the fish.
Then people eat the fish AND the boil down the catfish fat to make bio diesel!
Wow! that more efficient than harvesting pond scum!
Why don’t you propose that as a solution obama? you Marxist SOB!
You know? The earth has a great negative thermal coefficient maybe we could live in caves too!
Check it out:
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/
(Make sure you scroll down to the blue quid pro quo chart)
He had me roaring when he played that clip of Obama sounding like a high school sophomore talking about fuel from algae, then starting in on Obama’s “brilliance”.
I’m glad Rush is talking about this!
As for Obama’s discussion; I’m not sure if there is a recording, however, IIRC, Jill Stanek is who called him out directly on it. I believe she was a nurse who assisted abortions and grew a conscience.
Loved the bit about the glove. I was cracking up. Sometimes we take ourselves too seriously.
your man is still up in hura
lol, I know......thankfully, Rush removed the latex glove from the microphone.
This is the second or third time in 2 weeks that they have done this. New campaign strategy: “It’s Bush’s fault” has been replaced by “It’s the Repub’s fault.” The first or second time was Obama saying, “Repubs shut down the Keystone pipeline.”
Drivin me nuts! So transparently transparent (redundancy needed), and Repubs are mute.
I was cracking up. Of course, I do have a coarser sense of humor than what most consider “ladylike”. lol.
After hearing Obummer’s nonsense, I needed the laugh though. Did the glove impact the radio stream? It sounded the same to me on the Dittocam.
And people fall for it. Idiots. I think there should be a competency test for voting. End of story. Race/gender neutral; but c’mon, any Joe Schmoe shouldn’t be able to vote, and if you want to get constitutional about it; our Founding Fathers thought only land owners should vote....so even they thought there should be some requirement of “skin in the game” to vote. . . .
“A couple of Cadillacs”?
Hey...speaking of contraception and abortion....I find it interesting that Nooters converts to a religion that doesn’t believe in the usage of contraception. . . .AFTER he marries the lady who is past her prime child bearing age. . . . Wonder if he’ll switch religions once he finds a younger mistress?
ouch!
The audio was a little muffled, but it wasn’t bad.
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