Posted on 02/24/2012 8:01:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Santorum schooled Romney on earmarks. What a bloomin’ idiot that one is.
“competency test for voting.”
Was going to include this in that post...and then didn’t.
Take this “News IQ” questionaire (not the best, but illuminating nevertheless)...just to see the breakdown of results.
BTW: Women scored consistently lower in EVERY question.
I just don't like Santorum.
I think he is a sanctimonious prig, and I dont trust him at all with the helm. He votes for funding planned parenthood but explains to us that he us so moral that he personally added a bill that funds abstinence. Well Ricky feels good that he negated his voting for funding planned parenthood, but now the tax payer is funding TWO bills that the Gov has no business in!
LOL - Me too.
I don’t get enamored with any of ‘em anymore. Now - that’s not to say I don’t like people here and there.
I love Bachmann and love Sarah!
But their tell like it is kind of style won’t get ‘em far nationally because “we” would rather be coddled.
I’m leery about most pharmaceuticals. I prefer to find a natural way to solve health problems, not take a drug to mask them.
LOL! I think he wears falsies.
I feel the same way.
I believe you are correct!
I could go back through all of the votes Noot made when in Congress and point to something in there that I don’t think government should be in; but ultimately, no one bill is about a single issue and unless I know what every single thing tacked on was, then I’m not going to throw someone out.
Personally, I think Noot is a sanctimonious, egotistical liar. His first instinct is look toward the government and create a program....or maybe that’s his second, after lying. He lies not because he needs to, or because it helps his case, but because he can. (the John King incident). Plus, for all the talk of Mitt and Paul; Noot was trying to suck up to Paul too. If I heard “I agree with Ron” once from his lips, I heard it ten times Wednesday night. Automatic strike in my book.
But to each his own.
I don’t like the crazies that support any of these guys who insist I need to bow down and worship any of them. I hate Paulbots, Nooters, Mitters, and the one Santorum crazy I met, I hated him and argued with him too.
My concern is principles.
8 cases?!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
LOL.
He’s so insane!
Only 8% of respondents answered all 13 questions correctly? Wow.
I agree, and that is part of what turns me off to Santorum. he seems to be fixated on social morality.
He seems like he has but one concern, and frankly.. you cant legislate morality.
He needs to focus on the economy.
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