Posted on 02/24/2012 5:30:51 AM PST by maggief
This is a story about Hillary Clinton's whale tail -- yes, the Secretary of State put her life on the line -- going face-to-face with a giant creature ... and TMZ has the pics.
Hills was in Los Cabos, Mexico last weekend for the G20 summit -- but before the snooze fest kicked off ... she went whale watching!
Madam Secretary was taking in the sights with a bunch of diplomats ... when one of the massive mammals rocked her world by rubbing up against her dinghy. Based on the photos, Hillary's lucky she made it back to shore.
Thar she blows!!!
The whale saw a kindred spirit. Good thing Moochell wasn’t in attendance.
No, no, no no! It’s supposed to be, “Nuke the GAY BABY whales!”
A whale? But I thought moochelle was in Aspen?
The jokes here will write themselves. Coming back to this thread later tonight when I have a few in me.
Where is Moby-Dick when you need him?
uh...Harlem?
The whale saw Hillary and tried to mate.....
MAN: "Uh.....that's not your reflection!"
the hildabeast greets big sis
I assume it’s been awhile since anybody “rubbed up against her dinghy”...
Ha!!! But her Captain’s dinghy has been busy!!
I was totally expecting that graphic...but it still gives me a neck-snapping pisschill every time.
Or, “Whale has encounter with MASSIVE Hillary!”. :-)
Shamu meets Namu!
The only way to tell the difference would be to look and see which has the “cankles”.
OK OK. I could take almost all of that but the part that said the whale “rubbed up against her dinghy” made me lose it...
These have probably already been posted by sharp FReepers:
“The picture or captions are upside down.”
“The smile on her face says she has been re-united with her mother.”
“That boat is safe. With that amount of ballast, the whale (in the water) won’t be able to capsize it.”
“Which one has more barnacles attached to it?”
“Slippery eel meets whale.”
“She needs to sit down to reduce the risk of the boat turning over.”
“They are going to need a tow in. There is no way they put enough fuel on board to lug that lard-@$$.”
“Whale watching? Why the Hell did she spend taxpayer dollars to go to Cabo? She could just look in the mirror!”
“That poor whale. Memory scarred for life.”
“We don’t need no stinkin’ captions! We can see Hellary clear as day, right next to the boat.”
“Whale of a time? Misprint. Actual headline: Whale and a Slime.”
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