Romney - Pretend like your watching Sesame Street. Today's Mitt Romney is brought to you by the word "Earmark" which you'll probably here from his mouth a zillion times trying to counter a Santorum attack (along with that creepy staredown grin that nobody ever calls him on). Take a drink whenever he does either. If Santorum or Newt draw blood, he's in more trouble. But even if he draws, depending on the circumstances, it may still not be enough.
Santorum - In tonight's play, Barack Obama will be played by Mitt Romney, in which Santorum will turn Romney into a punching bag designed to show what it will look like if he got a shot at the real Obama in the ring. Santorum's ready for this. As quickly as Romney says "Earmarks", Santorum will be back with Romney=Obamacare, TARP, and Climate change. Drink on either occurrences. Santorum will also have to defend himself on the social questions bound to come tonight after some of his comments. He has to defend himself strongly, because if he doesn't, as strangely as it sounds, Newt Gingrich will do it for him.
Newt - Standard ideas, probably won't attack anyone with two exceptions. If he gets a question on his "viability" and current polls, Newt is going to launch into a tirade at the VA GOP and the ballot access issue there. Trust me, that's already been worked in there somewhere should the same situation arise. But the more likely "indignant" moment where Newt takes off at the media is likely not to come at a question directed at him, but at Rick Santorum. For example, if Santorum doesn't do a good or strong enough job defending himself on his comments and stances this week from the social issues (Satan, birth control, etc), Newt's going to go after the media for asking stupid questions with idiot premises to begin with. Trust me, that one is worked in there too should the situation arise. Finally, if neither of the two cases present themselves, Newt may suggest the participants as chicken for backing out of the debate on March 1. However, if he goes with that route, look for Romney, Santorum, or even Paul to bring up Ben Jones and 1994.
Paul - He's an idiot on foreign policy, and tonight we probably find out that he is wishy washy on social issues as well. Whenever he says something kooky, stupid, or downright dangerous, then take a drink. If you don't get alcohol poisoning, I commend you.
Lil Rickey got mugged on Title 10. hehehe
Newt is staying cool and Paul, well what can one say.
Lil Ricky attacking again. I thought he said stick to issues. Funny little hypocrit.
..all I can say is Newt, go nuclear on Obama and Romney...
CNN is ignoring Newt, BECAUSE HE IS KICKING ASS!
King reveals the cutsie question of the evening:
Candidates, define yourself in one word and one word only.
[yaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnn]
Define yourself in one word, and one word only!
Santo: Notsatan.
No wonder they don’t want to debate Newt.
King: that was a good exercise [the one-worders]
No, it fell flat, John.
Debate Analysis so far:
Fixed for Romney. As usual, Romney
gets extra time AND questions framed for him
to others, so he gets ... even more time.
Romney - Memorized lines well. Romney must have
had his pre-debate attack script read well
by the CNN anchor.
Romney again was mentioned in many questions, so he
could get a ‘free whack’ against his competition
courtesy of the anchor.
Santorum - Must be frustrated that Romney gets away
with lying. No one ever questions Romney’s ‘facts’
... or his fake votes.
Gingrich - When he speaks up, he takes control.
But he has been wounded by the Romney Attack Machine
and here, an audience filled with vocal RomneyBOTs.
Paul - Cindy Sheehan and al Qaeda and RomneyBOTs cheer,
as the ‘deal’ has already been made.
Without question, Newt is head and shoulders above the rest.
Seriously, Ron Paul? We are causing Iran to react because they feel threatened?
Did I miss the question on Energy?
My Dream Team:
POTUS: Newt Gingrich
VPOTUS: Sarah Palin (Just to piss off the Establishment GOP even more.)
SEC DEF: Allen West
SEC STATE: Rick Santorum
FIN SEC: Ron Paul (A bone to get Paul and his Bots on board, he can audit the Fed with it)
PRESS SEC: Andrew Breitbart
ATTY GEN: Mark Levin
King is taking his anger out on Newt because of the slapdown he got from Newt when he last moderated. All Romney all the time.
There’s just one question left. Should the funeral for Santorum be open casket or closed?
Paul just spanked Santorum hard. That was beautiful.
Here in Arizona, my wife and I cast our two mail-in ballots for Newt one week ago.
IT IS PATENTLY OBVIOUS WE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE!!!!
GO NEWT!
In every question asked of him all Romney has done is BRAG ABOUT HIMSELF. He just took a swipe at King. He is as arrogant as Obama.
Newt won this one.
I give Romney -5 deduction for going off on a tangent and failing to answer the last question and then making a smart ass remark about it when King tried to steer him back. It seemed pretty tacky.