[Viking2002]

'which consisted of a turkey and cheese sandwich, a banana, apple juice and potato chips '

That's a pant-load healthier than some of the brown bags I carried to school, and my mother was an R.N. for 42 years, so she'd know what we were shoving down our pie holes, not to mention the nutritional value of it. Just another example of der Schwarzenführer's network of undercover, unionist brown shirts. Rotting us away from the inside out, like a malignant cancer.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The simple solution is an old fashioned metal lunch box with a padlock.

That would likely make breaking in to it a crime. Let the kid refuse to give up the combination and let's see the fun begin and see how committed the Neo-Stasi are to enforcing their will.