Posted on 02/14/2012 8:26:59 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Dangerous!!! Far more dangerous than having a baby, despite what liberals believe.
What started out as a question about the right to privacy from Griswold v. Connecticut has morphed into a smear over free contraception.
George Snuffelupagus is in on the fix.
He has “caveman”’ attitudes against women; he’s a Neanderthal. If this whole Presidenting thing doesn’t fly, he can sell insurance for Geico.
Query:
If babies and exposure to pregnancy is truly a danger to families and women as lieberals say; and then no one gets pregnant or has children....who will liberals do things for if not the chillllllllllllunds?
No, silly; you win your choice of a celery stalk or an ounce of tofu.
Rush: “If you’re a welfare recipient just getting out of bed . . .”
If contraception is ‘healthcare’, preventative medicine, then I want the government to pay for seat belts, bike helmets, football pads etc. etc.
LIEberals want to use abortion as their contraception.
Rush is right. When they come out of their Whitney Houston stupor, most people are only going to hear that the Republicans are trying to ban condoms. And hero Obama stopped them.
That's why we need to point it out every time they call RU486 contraception. If it is then an abortion is also contraception.
Since when did pregnancy become injurious?
It makes women fat. /s
According to Gwendolynne Moore, “exposure to pregnancy” is dangerous to women’s health.
On our local tv, numerous plastic surgeons advertise “Lifestyle” lifts. They are mini face lifts. Done mostly on middle aged womyn. Can I gets one for free? If I look younger I’ll feel younger and healthier so I should get one for free. And if it’s NOT covered then its caveman like discrimination against older womyn.
A morning after pill for national elections. LMAO
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Dear Lord, HANG UP ON THIS STUPID WENCH.
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