Posted on 02/14/2012 8:26:59 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Moochelle my butt... bell
(That was funny)
Michelle’s Food Police are on their way to your house, even as we type, LOL.
I’m neither as well.
Listening to Hannity talk about how great it is turns me off even more.
Ok..thanks.
You know what else is standing between women and access to free contraceptives?
The security cameras at Walgreen’s.
Hahaha.
If I give birth to it; I’m deciding what to feed it. The government can kiss my behind.
The 60 day after pill costs $10 or $0, depending if you can aford it or not, at Planned Parenthood.
How many voters will buy the Dem’s position that:
Opposition to “free” contraceptives = Want to ban contraceptives
Too many I’m afraid.
60-day after pill? Is that what I think it is?
That’s legal????
I have both a Twitter and FB account. I’m not wild about Twitter, but I enjoy FB. And I’ve actually discovered new news sources.
RU 486, the so called morning after pill, can be used up to 63 days after gestation.
How is that not an abortion?
ARG shows Santorum 34, Romney 27, Newt 16, Paul 13 here in Tennessee. Even though it is ARG polling, it feels about right for the talk on the street here. I’ve been saying that I wish I could see a Tennessee poll as it felt like Santorum was surging here.
Of course it is abortion.
Well, how is Michelle O denying me access to Twinkies any less intrusive than a Church’s right to decline paying for contraceptives?
Wow. How is that safe? Isn’t this the pill they think you should have access to without a prescription? Including teenagers, without notifying parents? Seems like it could cause unsafe bleeding and lead to death, especially if no one else is aware....and there is no doctor to tell you to watch for it.
You have to twist your mind that RU486, the abortion pill, and surgical sterilization is “contraception”.
Talk about word Aikido.
I hope it lasts past through Super Tuesday.
Interesting, Rush just said articles are appearing in the lamestream media that say Santorum supports the right of states to ban contraception. Apparently some reporter asked about this, and he fell for the trap. I did see one article on CNN.
It’s now supposedly available behind the counter without a prescription.
And if you’re under 18 how hard would it be to find someone to buy it for you?
I disagree with Rush here....While it is a “trap”, just as every question by the MSM is a “trap”, I thought Romney should have straight up answered the question, and appreciate the answer Santorum gave. Not because I want to ban contraceptives; but because I’d like to hear about candidates constitutional interpretations as that gives us a window into what he/she will look for in a potential judicial nominee.
(woo hoo!). Know the answer to this one!
It’s all about “HEALTHCARE” everything is “health” related.
Do I win a Twinkie? Cuppiecakes? Eat-n-Park heart shaped cookie?
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