[Impy]

Portia looks like a man hater to me. Probably was molested as a child.

[GOPsterinMA]

Yep. Or, it was probably even uglier before and was shunned by guys she liked in HS...thus the affinity for carpet.

I've looked up a few “questionable” bow-wows from HS on Facebook, and, shock of shocks, they were dogs back then, and they're older, doggier, carpet eating dogs now. IOW, the broads that couldn't give it away are open dykes.

“Committed life partner” Makes me laugh every time I read it.