Down in South America there is some sort of TINY fish/worm/bacteria that crawls in through your urinary tract (!), then grows inside of you.
If there is that kind of stuff in the “modern” world, God knows what might be in a lake that has been closed off for so long. I’m sort of on the serious side. It may be aliens in the form of some weird bacteria. Let’s hope if it is is just likes water and doesn’t go airborne. (Hmmm - I’m just thinking of a mayfly hatch and how nasty the windshield gets when you drive through one).
>>>>>>>>>Down in South America there is some sort of TINY fish/worm/bacteria that crawls in through your urinary tract (!), then grows inside of you.>>>>>>>>>>>>
It is a candiru. A kind of 2 inch long Amazon catfish.
It is attacking idiots who are urinating into river. They are normally parasiting in other fishes’ breathing organs but human pee producing similar chemical elements and they are crawling to your urethra. It must be extremely painful as it has hips on their lips to drink your blood from inside like a tick. In an hour or so it drinks enough blood to grow twice of original size.
Getting one sometimes treated with amputating a penis for men, for women it is absolute fatal if there is no immediate access to medical help.