>>>>>>>>>Down in South America there is some sort of TINY fish/worm/bacteria that crawls in through your urinary tract (!), then grows inside of you.>>>>>>>>>>>>
It is a candiru. A kind of 2 inch long Amazon catfish.
It is attacking idiots who are urinating into river. They are normally parasiting in other fishes’ breathing organs but human pee producing similar chemical elements and they are crawling to your urethra. It must be extremely painful as it has hips on their lips to drink your blood from inside like a tick. In an hour or so it drinks enough blood to grow twice of original size.
Getting one sometimes treated with amputating a penis for men, for women it is absolute fatal if there is no immediate access to medical help.
“...and they are crawling to your urethra.”
Man - that is one cunning fish!