The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, February 3, 2012

The EiB Network ^ | 02/03/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[Eagle of Liberty]

He just does his best and tries to inform us as much as possible. That’s all a talk show host can do—inform

I understand that, but it doesn't even seem like we talk about RELEVANT stuff any more on most of these talk radio shows. And for those of us who can barely listen to ONE show a day due to many other factors (job, firewalls, family, radio reception, etc), I just wish that a CONSERVATIVE radio show would talk about who the strong CONSERVATIVES are in this country and what THEY are doing.

It's probably just me and the fact that I am feeling a little McCain deja vu coming on and it is making me a little sick to my stomach. Oh, and the fact that I am tired of getting liberalism shoved down my throat everywhere I turn.

[Eagle of Liberty]

WD-40 works really good too with that little straw attached....at least that’s what someone told me. :)

[MagUSNRET]

Likewise! Enjoy the golf and football!

[nutmeg]

LOL, Aquanet!

Ah, the 1980s... my naturally curly/wavy hair worked so well back then. Now I have to straighten and tweak it constantly so I look like I belong in the current era. ;-)

[nutmeg]

I don’t think that would move in Gail force winds.

LOL!