Posted on 02/03/2012 8:33:30 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Elections tend to make the most staunch conservatives lose their minds sometimes. It is tragic. I look forward to December of this year when things return to a semi-state of normalcy.
Re the latest Unemployment Report and Rush’s discussion:
If the BLS was to be honest about those numbers, they should include a category.....my suggestion would be to simply call the thing the “Unperson Rate”.
(However, since Heck will probably freeze over solid before we get any honesty out of them, I’ll just cut to the chase and henceforth refer to them as what they are......BS.)
I just saw that! There is hope for my hair after all.
Just checking the ebay auto auctions for the highest price with a bid, I’d say that’s about the top end for any bidders in this economy;
2005 Porsche Other Carrera GT
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CARRERA-GT-JUST-SERVICED-GOOD-CLUTCH-CERAMIC-BRAKES-SOUGHT-AFTER-BLACK-OVER-BLAC-/350528177243?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item519d1b845b
Time left: 4h 33m 9s (Feb 03, 201215:28:18 PST)
Bid history:
8 bids
Current bid: US $290,100.00
Reserve not met
My mom caught us using her “White Rain” as a flamethrower in the backyard. That can whould shoot flames 10 ft. at least.
How we survived childhood in the 60’s is a mystery.
BTW.....true story
guess what the hell g mama bought for the grandson yesterday
times up....
a Hubba Bubba Cluckers chicken...a plastic white chicken w/ gumballs shaped like eggs. You wind it up and it walks and lays bubble gum eggs
we are some sick people
what is the crime is the report is unchallenged....our side comes to a ball fight w/ bb’s
And it most likely didn’t belong to a Marxist, either.
Oh, how cute!
we did the flamethrower thing under the bathroom door my freshman year in college - the guy inside passed out because it took all the oxygen out of the air
charred the door inside pretty good too
Depressing 0bama has an over on everyone.
But what do you expect from Pee Pee Pee?
What is the name of the iPhone shield rush was shouting out? I missed the name.
What is the name of the iPhone shield rush was shouting out? I missed the name.
I did too. Thought it was spg or spc but neither work.
Cindie
We have a wind up reindeer...same idea... Poops black jelly beans. Or anything you load it up with.
We are soooo CLASSY here at Casa Pennsylvania.
Sorry I tuned it out when he made it into a “Two If By Tea” commercial.
All I heard it attached like a “blob” over the screen.
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