Posted on 02/01/2012 8:20:32 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“This video is unlisted. Only those with the link can see it.”
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Rush endorsed Ron Paul. An alien told me last night. lol.
Rush is out again today?
Antway the last thing Rush said yesterday is “there’s only one candidate who isn’t flawed” to paraphrase.
no. I think I confused everyone, I was just commenting on his occasional sub. There was no Mark Davis thread to vent on, lol :) sorry. ha ha
I got an e-mail from Fred Thompson just now asking for my help in stopping “Obamneycare.”
I guess he’s supporting Newt.
What do we do now? Convince Sarah Palin to run. She is the missing candidate that people are clamoring for.
thanks
it is the punch line of a joke that took rush several days set up
LOL...clever name.
if she starts today, she can get on the ballot in 13 states
She couldn’t get on the ballot anywhere at this point and a brokered convention is little more than handing Obama the election.
Probably fell on deaf ears, anyway.
For comic relief, from Iowahawk’s Twitter account:
iowahawkblog David Burge
#RomneyCodeNames Perry Coma
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#RomneyCodeNames The Great White Hopeless
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#RomneyCodeNames Individual Mandate
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#RomneyCodeNames Graceful Concession Speech
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#RomneyCodeNames Greg Marmalard
» iowahawkblog David Burge
#RomneyCodeNames Foxtrots With Wolves
» iowahawkblog David Burge
#RomneyCodeNames His Turn
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#RomneyCodeNames McBain
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#RomneyCodeNames The Lost Osmond
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#RomneyCodeNames I Guess He’ll Have to Do
Evangelicals are one group I don’t get.
Can Romney’s win be tied to the early voters? Is there data on that yet?
Ha! Gingrich won the Cracker Vote!
HAPPY CRACKER HUMPDAY TO ALL!
Be that as it may, the reason the base is dissatisfied is because they don’t get to vote for Sarah Palin. People can throw out any other name such as Daniels, Christie, etc. but they don’t inspire anymore than Newt or Santorum.
If Romney is nominated, I hope the hell the tea party puts up our own candidate this fall.
Which candidate isn’t flawed?? They all are!
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