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To: ConservativeStatement
Here's how to get rid of the pythons. First, totally restrict imports of the snakes by exotic pet dealers. Second, invite a bunch of New York fashion designers to create high-priced shoes, handbags, belts and other exclusive salon products from Burmese python skin.

Third,get a bunch of snooty chefs to develop tasty and exotic menu items from Burmese python meat, to be sold at high prices in exclusive restaurants.

Fourth, give exclusive python-hunting rights to Cajuns. When the meat and skin prices go high enough the pythons will probably try to swim their way back to Burma to escape .

8 posted on 01/30/2012 6:22:19 PM PST by Bernard Marx
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To: Bernard Marx
get a bunch of snooty chefs to develop tasty and exotic menu items from Burmese python meat

We already have those. I'm looking in Escoffier now for the appropriate sauces.

/johnny

10 posted on 01/30/2012 6:26:07 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Bernard Marx
"Fourth, give exclusive python-hunting rights to Cajuns."

If you really want to get the Cajuns interested, tell them they're out of season ;^)

22 posted on 01/30/2012 7:01:20 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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