[livius]

LOL! But what’s creepy, is that this is probably exactly what he believes. Maybe he doesn’t like Newt’s moon idea because he had planned to ask for the moon as the planet he gets when he dies? (I know the moon is not a planet, I’m just referring to the Mormon belief that Mormon men, like Muslims, get their own planet, well-stocked with nubile females, when they die.)

[P-Marlowe]

LOL! But what’s creepy, is that this is probably exactly what he believes. Maybe he doesn’t like Newt’s moon idea because he had planned to ask for the moon as the planet he gets when he dies? (I know the moon is not a planet, I’m just referring to the Mormon belief that Mormon men, like Muslims, get their own planet, well-stocked with nubile females, when they die.)

Oh, but you are so wrong.

According to the Founding Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith, the Moon is inhabited by 6 foot tall Quakers.

[Thane_Banquo]

So if Mitt works faithfully to set up a Mormon theocracy, he gets 72 virgins?