Good God these food Nazi’s really make me sick. Paula Deen can eat whatever she wants, its HER life. Meanwhile Michelle Obama, who goes around preaching about eating healthy, eats like a pig and no one cares
Tried to amend my carnivorous habits
Made it nearly seventy days
Losin’ weight without speed, eatin’ sunflower seeds
Drinkin’ lots of carrot juice and soakin’ up rays
But at night I’d had these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zucchini, fettucini or Bulgar wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
Chorus:
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
Not too particular not too precise (paradise)
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise
Heard about the old time sailor men
They eat the same thing again and again
Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead
Well it reminds me of the menu at a holiday inn
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Times have changed for sailors these days
When I’m in port I get what I need
Not just Havanas or bananas or daiquiris
But that American creation on which I feed
Chorus:
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Medium rare with mustard ‘be nice (paradise)
Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good god almighty which way do I steer for my
Chorus:
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Makin’ the best of every virtue and vice (paradise)
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice (paradise)
To get a cheeseburger in paradise
To be a cheeseburger in paradise
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise
Coda:
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good god almighty which way do I steer for my
She can eat whatever she wants but I hope she’s not for government health care.
Cheeseburgers, being mainly protein, don’t cause spikes in one’s blood-sugar.
“TMZ says Deen also had fries on her plate.”
Well the fries are a worse choice for a Type II diabetic than a cheeseburger.
“TMZ says Deen also had fries on her plate.”
Well the fries are a worse choice for a Type II diabetic than a cheeseburger.
They’re amputating my leg y’all.
“TMZ says Deen also had fries on her plate.”
Well the fries are a worse choice for a Type II diabetic than a cheeseburger.
"..she never struck me as being a light footed celery chewer"
She looks like one of the characters in the movie Elizabethtown.
Good movie, btw.
"How dare she?"
The food Nazi’s would have her on the pyramid diet, and her blood sugar would be off the charts. As far as type 2 diabetes goes, the biggest problem with eating a cheese burger is the bun. Eat away.
Would you rather enjoy a nice juciy cheesburger now? (preferably a double with bacon) or wheeze a few extra moments into your resperator 20 years from now?
I am not saying wolf down fatburgers until you die 20 years sooner, but ENJOY LIFE and the occasionaly pleasure like this (everything in moderation! wasn’t that from the bible or james kirk or something?)
Good lord in heaven, leave the poor woman alone already.
I read: "Paula Deen Caught Eating a Cheerleader."
Sooo,
Is obammy still smoking cigarettes?
How about pot? Is the dorkie punk still doing weed?
I read: "Paula Deen Caught Eating a Cheerleader."
In an interview with ABC’s Brian Ross, the cheeseburger claimed that Paula wanted to bring a foot-long chili cheese dog onto their plate.
Mi! Those who need further explanation are NERDZ!
Paula Deen ATE some protein and LEFT the carbohydrates on her plate.
The sky is falling!