Now, now....let's not go gettin' all paranoid here. There is no Romney plot, and you're not crazy.
The fault is TV. Yes it is, Normie. GR just didn't have the heart to break it to you.
They really did lie to you when they said there was no black conservatives, 'cause it's really true. And I know this might come as a shock....are you sitting down? TV started all the attacks on Sarah Palin!!!
I know. Real shocker, huh? I hope you didn't faint. This stuff is getting stranger than fiction, my man. I don't know what this world is coming to.
Can't trust Romney, can't trust TV. Who's next? Colin Powell???
Wait, what? Say it ain't so!