Posted on 01/19/2012 8:19:18 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Note to Limbaugh: It’s not the divorces. It’s the adultery.
If this is all they have on Newt, the fact of a bitter ex-wife, then Newt is in a pretty good spot.
well crap...add that to another of the list of things bothering me today. I missed it because my stupid ditto cam is only showing yesterday’s show. I’m going back to bed and getting up on the other side, because apparently the side I got up on today was the wrong side. lol.
ABC....hmmmm...they use Jeffrey Toobin as their legal go to guy......ya’ll know ole Jeff....he knocked up Ted Koppel’s daughter....demanded she get an abortion cause well ole Jeff was married to another woman
Koppel threatened to shot the pig
He’ll probably get most of the ex-husband vote.
Hopefully Rush won’t start playing the Barney Fwank theme music (for Barry the fairy).
As Newt has said something about the press being the Obama re-election team, the press is living up to those expectations.
Using other people’s wrong doings to justify bad behavior makes me uncomfortable.
I can’t hear or see the context of Rush’s comments (right now my computer and I are fighting, so who knows if I’ll even be able to hear the show), so I’m not being disagreeable, but if the best defense you have to something is x is worse, it’s usually not a good defense.
This woman is a complete moron.
LOL.
High Infidelity What if three admitted adulterers run for president and no one cares?
Can’t hear so can’t comment.
Quit slandering Newt by saying he believes in global warming.
Hehehe...I know. :-D
What I don’t get is where is all the anger for Noot that everyone had for Cain? Noot’s adultery is admitted and on the record...Cain still denies allegations.
If it was an issue for some and prevented them from supporting Cain, shouldn’t it prevent them from supporting Noot?
It’s just saddening so many are willing to change their standards to suit their chosen candidate rather than selecting candidates that meet their standards. ***sigh***
I guess that’s where Paulbots triumph - they don’t have to worry about it since they have no standards.
Also, I’m guessing Rush is in the tank for Romney still since (from the comments on the thread) he appears to be supporting Noot.
Not to be OT, but just maybe there are some topics of more impact than ABC’s Slander of the Day:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2834737/posts
Newt may well and truly be a gross SOB, but at least he’s less likely to try and turn anybody’s grandkids into serfs than this [***********]ing bunch of..........
/CPO speech
We dont have a whole lot of options here!!!
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