Posted on 01/19/2012 8:19:18 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I know! I bet he is the one who contacted Marianne Gingrich to contact ABC to sink Noot’s campaign. He’s so in the tank.
you missed the point but it’s cool...your post has been rewritten here a zillion times
Bingo, my FRiend
Can I please go on the record as saying I don’t give a fig about the independent voters?
This caller cracked me up with her wit; but when I hear independent voter I barf.
Hey Rush, 99% of Mitt's life has been pushing to increase the power of the State over the individual. Rush should educate himself and go read Mark's book, Ameritopia.
On several occasions, Mark Levin has said he would vote for whoever the Republican nominee is. That includes Mitt.
my only participation in the American Idol show was readin the thread...by the time it came on here I was 10 toes up snorin on the couch
He must totally be in the tank too. /s (in case it’s needed.)
Robert Redford doesn’t have to be concerned about rising gas prices which adversely affect most Americans.
when I hear independent voters I think of my cliche’
educated at The University of IKEA
some of the cars arrive in special 18 wheelers....it’s a big deal
LOL! This primary season is getting very silly! Too bad it’s not so serious!
Oops, I meant to say, too bad it’s so serious!
Yup.
I am NO Romney fan (see my post #86); however, Romney won't be actively trying to destroy the country, unlike Obama. I'd rather have 4 years of bobbing on the waves & bailing the boat with Romney than hanging on to a lifevest, no boat, and the Great Whites circling after Obama has deliberately steered the Ship of State into an iceberg.
Yeah I know what you mean. I’d be busy laughing, if I weren’t so busy sighing.
How could McLovin’s pic pop into your head? I had to Google him to learn who he is. Have you actually seen any of his movies? LOL!
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