Mich. Family: Grandmother Assaulted at Chuck E. Cheese's (DETROIT)

WJBK - Detroit ^ | Jan 16, 2012 | By RONNIE DAHL

[Islander7]

DEARBORN, Mich. (WJBK) - A woman is in the hospital after witnesses say she was assaulted at a Chuck E. Cheese's restaurant in Dearborn over the weekend.

Family members tell FOX 2 the woman was celebrating her grandson's seventh birthday Sunday afternoon when she asked patrons at a nearby table to clean up their language. "She said, 'please don't use that language with children,'" said the victim's daughter told. "They told her to 'shut the f--- up and turn around.'"

[USS Alaska]

This story, and many just like it, are the reason I carry, even when I go into a "safe place" like Walmarts or the local grocery store or mall.

The animals have escaped from the zoo.

[Ernie Kaputnik]

It’s Detroit. What are the odds?

[Deo volente]

IBTTGP!

In Before This Thread Gets Pulled.

[Deo volente]

You’re right, of course, but in Detroit there is even more misery than normal; massive unemployment, thousands of houses foreclosed or abandoned, whole neighborhoods gutted, etc.

[dirtymac]

“You’re right, of course, but in Detroit there is even more misery than normal; massive unemployment, thousands of houses foreclosed or abandoned, whole neighborhoods gutted, etc.”

And Why, Pray tell, do you think it is?

[dirtymac]

“You’re right, of course, but in Detroit there is even more misery than normal; massive unemployment, thousands of houses foreclosed or abandoned, whole neighborhoods gutted, etc.”

And Why, Pray tell, do you think it is?

hmmmm! I wonder why.

[Repeat Offender]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hhJ_49leBw

[dirtymac]

“You’re right, of course, but in Detroit there is even more misery than normal; massive unemployment, thousands of houses foreclosed or abandoned, whole neighborhoods gutted, etc.”

And Why, Pray tell, do you think it is?

hmmmm! I wonder why.

[Mich Patriot]

Ha ha...is that what the duct tape is for? Do I just wrap myself in it? That’s gonna hurt coming off.

[jdsteel]

Enough with the 1% cr@p, please. NYC needs to change its gun laws, not redistribute wealth.

[Lancey Howard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2ZxC0qVHio

[dfwgator]

What also happened was the environmentalists stepped in and imposed restrictions on what could be put into the Detroit River......The Detroit River is what gave Detroit its’ competitive advantage in building cars in the first place.

Not saying that it’s ok to pollute, but it was done in such a way that it severely impacted the Big Three’s competitiveness.

[Lancey Howard]

Seriously, why would civilized humans go to a Chuck E. Cheese in Detroit?
Make that, why would civilized humans go to Detroit?

[Mouton]

“This crap is why I carry a gun.”

BINGO, we have a winner.

[MrB]

I heard “Grandma” was really upset, because she was planning on celebrating her 30th birthday at Chuck E’s next year!

[fieldmarshaldj]

Why would civilized humans go to a Chuck E. Cheese ?

[dfwgator]

I guess “Chuck E’s” not in love.

[circlecity]

What’s the difference between Detroit and the Zoo? At the zoo there are bars between your and the animals.

[nerdwithagun]

Michigan and even Detroit isn't too bad in that regard. I hear very little in the way of somebody having to go to court for an otherwise fair use of self defense. The problem is the same problem everywhere, what happens when a guy is attacking you with his fists? Luckily, our laws allow for lethal force against (paraphrasing I think) severe physical harm. That, shall issue, no lawsuit unless criminally convicted, and castle law, it isn't too bad. Just wish those of us with license to carry could be allowed to carry whatever lesser weapons we wanted.

[Mr. Lucky]

I'd say "nuke it from orbit".

From all appearances, your command has been carried out.