and awoke in hell! My and Allegra's Texicans traveled to Baltimore... 
and didn't even get an honorary t-shirt 
just Raven sh!t all over everything--
Allegra, dearest, stop your crying... 
and look right over here--
A San Fran 69ers fan in victory got so confused... 
he went down on the wrong gender!
I am just so proud that San Francisco, full of my people... 
are still in the playoffs!
Right on, Shep-- You... 
go girl!
Lord, tell me true, it was all a joke, right? I'll wake tomorrow... 
and Tebow will have won it with a 99 yard run in the last second!
Please, Tim, tell Mongo... 
it is all a cruel typo?
I am sad to say, them Godless Jersey Jints went through the Packers... 
like crap through a goose!
Tell me, big, what the Sam Hill happened? Looks like all you Green Bay Fans won this year... 
was the Miss America Pagent!
I know, Bend--- Grab that shovel and... 
just cover me up!
Yep, big, now you know for a fact... 
it ain't easy being green--
I watched all the games here in Spain, Bendy... 
and according to my stacked 18 year old Spanish translator/housekeeper, the Texicans, Saints, Packers and Tebow all won in a walk--
For all we know, Chester, it could... 
just be those damn cats... 
jerking us around!
If it come down to a Ravens-Giants Super Bowl... 
I'm pulling this trigger!
If it is a Mudderland-Jersey Super Bowl, this... 
is what my TV will look like!