[Bender2]

Gadzooks, fellow NFL tailgaters! I think I went to sleep... and awoke in hell!

My and Allegra's Texicans traveled to Baltimore... and didn't even get an honorary t-shirt just Raven sh!t all over everything--

Allegra, dearest, stop your crying... and look right over here--

A San Fran 69ers fan in victory got so confused... he went down on the wrong gender!

I am just so proud that San Francisco, full of my people... are still in the playoffs!

Right on, Shep-- You... go girl!

Lord, tell me true, it was all a joke, right? I'll wake tomorrow... and Tebow will have won it with a 99 yard run in the last second!

Please, Tim, tell Mongo... it is all a cruel typo?

I am sad to say, them Godless Jersey Jints went through the Packers... like crap through a goose!

Tell me, big, what the Sam Hill happened? Looks like all you Green Bay Fans won this year... was the Miss America Pagent!

I know, Bend--- Grab that shovel and... just cover me up!

Yep, big, now you know for a fact... it ain't easy being green--

I watched all the games here in Spain, Bendy... and according to my stacked 18 year old Spanish translator/housekeeper, the Texicans, Saints, Packers and Tebow all won in a walk--

For all we know, Chester, it could... just be those damn cats... jerking us around!

If it come down to a Ravens-Giants Super Bowl... I'm pulling this trigger!

If it is a Mudderland-Jersey Super Bowl, this... is what my TV will look like!

[Rummyfan]

Tell me, big, what the Sam Hill happened? Looks like all you Green Bay Fans won this year... was the Miss America Pagent!

The Packers picked a bad day to turn it over four times. How much of that was the Giants D and how much Packers incompetence, who knows.....

[Pharmboy]

Oh Bend...I thought you might boycott the next Giants-Niners game as a protest to that God-awful, anti-Giants officiating. And I'm sure you will agree: one bad call a game is almost expected, but three? The fumble that wasn't called--even after review, the Osi roughing that never touched Rodgers head and the spot which denied the Giants a first down and was from The Twilight Zone.

But if you're a football fan (which I know you are), you'll get over your snit fit and watch what should be a great game between two balanced teams playing at their best.

GO BLUE!