[afraidfortherepublic]

"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help!"

Just unbelievable.

[afraidfortherepublic]

Does this qualify for your outdoors ping list?

[DLfromthedesert]

LOL! I thought he was afraid a lot of DemocRATs would be moving to VA from DC.

[marty60]

Maybe the Plague will knock some sense into the idiots in D.C.

[null and void]

Release them in the Capitol Building.

[formosa]

How dumb can the District of Columbia be. Can you imagine folks running around the park trying to catch all the rats? The overtime hours racked up etc. My head hurts.

[sitetest]

Congresscritter Protection Act.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Quit whining VA. They could be re-locating the rats and their two legged cousins.

[MarkL]

Just relocate the captured rats to the DC city council building. Nothing new, that building has been infested with Rats for as long as I can remember.

Mark

[stefanbatory]

surely there are Chinese restaurants in DC????

[Enten]

Sure this wasn’t from the Onion?

[WVNan]

Solution: since the law only applies to the control officers, it will be up to private citizens to set snap traps and put out poison at every home in VA. That should pretty well take care of the problem. We are going to learn to go around the stupid government and take care of ourselves.

[Salamander]

Northern VA is the *perfect* place to relocate the rats.

They’ll feel right at home.

[JRandomFreeper]

Perhaps rats, ground squirrels and mice from NM could be captured and humanely released in DC.

What could go wrong? Besides the bubonic plague thing.

Silly to talk about bio-warfare between states of the US in the 21st century, but if someone in 100BC got caught importing live rats into Rome, the rats would be snuffed, and there would be a spectacle at the collosium later this evening.

/johnny

[NonValueAdded]

This is satire, right?

[freespirited]

Looks like the Virginia legislature will have to make it a crime to transport rats into the Commonwealth.

[CrazyIvan]

When I was a kid my grandfather bought a farm that had been let go by the former owner. The barn was rat central. He was kind enough to take me there and furnish me with a brick of .22 short hollow points and let me shoot rats all day. What a great guy! He never let me whitewash that fence, tho.

[Tennessee Nana]

When necessary a mouse trap works perfectly dealing out a swift and permanent final solution to any mice and a few rats at the Nana house...

Come and get me, G-Man...

[Born to Conserve]

I know some reptile farms, er, ecosystems where the rats would be welcome guests.

[Chode]

congressional RATS should go too...

[xrmusn]

Let me see if I have this right.

Rats in DC can’t be slain and must be relocated as a family.

According to the ‘experts’ it is unconstitutional to require an ID to vote.

So we can pass laws to make sure the ‘rat family’ stays together but not make sure one is eligible to vote.

Will the ‘rat family’ have a vote?

Guess shouldn’t give the idiots any ideas.