Posted on 01/11/2012 8:20:41 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Can’t stand Bordain’s show. What an elitist snot.
Love Pawn stars and the restoration show. Pickers is good sometimes.
The history and travel channels are no longer about history or travel.
Like my SIL said on a trip once, We don’t need to see the historic site. It’s not where they made the movie
I just wish that the wanabees simply drop out and come out to support Santorum.
These were the parapraphs in Golldberg’s article that Rush just referenced:
Jonah Goldberg:
The most persuasive case for Romney has always been that if hes the nominee, the election will be a referendum on Obama. But that calculation always assumed that rank-and-file Republicans will vote for their nominee in huge numbers no matter what. That may well still be the case, but it feels less guaranteed every day. Every four years, pundits and activists talk about how cool it would be to have a brokered convention. This is the first time I can remember where people say it may be necessary.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2831460/posts
To bye or not to bye, that is the question.
Newt looked like he is back on track as well.
ROFL. Lord help me, but I love those Hitler reworks.
Dear Governorn Perry,
Without Bain Capital I can name 3 companies in Texas that would no longer exist. I suspect that you know of many more. Either you are a liar, a punk or just plain stupid. I’ll let the listener decide.
I have personally worked with Bain to bring one of those 3 back from the brink of BK, very close friends of mine worked with the others. You see Governor, I am a buyer for a very large manufacturer and over the last few years it has become normal to bring “distressed” suppliers back from the brink of BK or to work ahead and re-tool a new manufacturing site. This protects my employers supply....
I was seriuosly considering you, now I am not....(BTW, Romney will not get my vote either.)
Maybe Rick Perry should read this. Like Rush said, he appears to be confused.
TRUE CAPITALISM
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2831381/posts?page=137#137
true story..........I keep a towell on the keyboard when not typin....I read so much that makes fluids spew and my sides shake like jello, I’ve learned.....especially that American Idol thread
On one show Bordain ripped into Conservatives in a disgusting manner. Ever since then, I always switch channels if his show comes on. I can't stand that liberal pig. He's so full of himself.
I too love Pawn Stars, but my new favorite is American Restoration. Pickers is good too.
Santorum supporter had to bring him back to reality.
This is what Rush just announced:
Newt backs off - “I crossed the line”
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0112/71336.html
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0112/71336.html
Newt Gingrich: I crossed the line
kinda leaves the defenders redfaced
Was Hell a Bain acquisition?
photoshop some blue eyes on the boy so you can be called a racist.. it’s the goin thing !
lmao
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