Posted on 01/05/2012 8:06:46 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
my friend with Tea Party Tribune said Michele is a hugh speakin attraction since she bowed out...
Question, how well will that new law be enforced? Hardly.
Yeah these assclowns have to be salivating at just the thought of destroying our military,and they will.
LSU won at WVU 41-27. How does that figure into this?
“I’m hoping both Romney and Paul bow out before Virginia, leaving no one on the ballot there for the GOP. Wouldn’t that be fun?”
Hahaha! That would be awesome.
If property values are jiggered up by the admin’s tinkering, watch property taxes explode....
These “RECESS APPOINTMENTS” better be fought to the death!!
will ? the just did
If AB had been around many moons ago, I’d have found physics a lot more interesting :-)
BTW, it was just announced that Sarah Palin is keynoting CPAC this year.
———————————————> you said jiggered
That ranking works for me! I may even put Perry above Gingrich right now.
“Rush opens his program, apparently shocked that Dana peRINO
is a mushy squish.”
I wholeheartedly agree, but that does not diminish my secret crush on her.
I wonder who came up with it? I think it’s a Finnish company, but the developer(s) must be a genius.
Yeah, those two are kind of close, imho.
I’ve avoided Books About Faces, being a Twit, texting, but suddenly I am to feel a wrath towards winged bipedal egg layers?
we may or may not like 100 % of the Gingrich but my bet is
he is about to skin a few rino’s and commies.....
hell Newt just might invent the Commie Coat.....
No, the birds are the ones who are angry. Their animus is directed toward smarmy green beings of the porcine genus.
Palin owes us BIG TIME
What?!? Barry is buying re election by paying down mortgages???
The country is soooo (channeling Huntsman) screwed.
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