Posted on 01/05/2012 8:06:46 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Hidy Ho Neighbor
A greeting that will get you cut in some circles...
Good morning.
I’ve been watching the Paulbot meltdown all over Facebook the past couple of days. They’re all out to take Santorum down.
Yhello! Yhello! Yhello!
ib4rwi
Not fair. Some of us were on work-related calls . . .
I hope your manatees are survive the Gorbull Warming.
I hope your manatees are surviving the Gorbull Warming.
LOL.
So....in your well educated, wiser opinion - if you had to rank would this be accurate?
1. Santorum
2. Gingrich
3. Perry
4. Cyanide
5. Gunshot
6. Lobotomy
7. Burned at the Stake
8. Romney
9. *untsman
10. Paul
Love your tag line.
Good morning/afternoon, megaRushTellsItJustLikeItIsdittos from Biggirl!
I’m hoping both Romney and Paul bow out before Virginia, leaving no one on the ballot there for the GOP. Wouldn’t that be fun?
Ha! On top of your game today. Is this with or without the sinus medicine???
meh!
*untsman may be uh uh never mind!
It’s spot on.
ROFL!
LOL. On the other hand, Perry and Noot have no one to blame but their own campaigns. They knew the rules beforehand. Poor management by the campaign staff, imho.
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