“You could try a reptile specialist - most major cities have at least one - if the antibiotics don’t help.”
Good idea. I wonder if there are any reptile specialists with a degree in the occult studies and a background in exorcisms? Although McCthulhu doesn’t exactly *look* reptilian. Not exactly like a mammal either. Kind of like a cross between a 6 eyed squid, a dog with little fur, and something you let go too long in the back of the fridge. Kinda like something John Carpenter might have dreamed up while taking a bad acid trip with Helen Thomas.
I will try the tea-tree oil. DW is complaining about the stench.
Does he have to be a flashy dresser? Because ours wears high-water Dockers®. And brown patent leather loafers with a black belt. Déclassé. He says other-worldly fluids clean more easily from patent leather or poromeric imitation leathers such as the ill-fated CorfamTM, introduced in 1963 at the Chicago Shoe Show featured as the centerpiece of the DuPont pavilion at the 1964 New York World's Fair in New York City - CorfamTM, of course, being part of a group of synthetic 'breathable' leather substitutes made from a plastic coating (usually a polyurethane) on a fibrous base layer (typically a polyester), rather than a plastic leather, often called 'pleather,' a derogatory portmanteau of words plastic and leather; although CorfamTM is still manufactured by a plant in Poland, my exorcism-performing reptile specialist with the degree in occult studies more frequently wears clogs made of Birko-Flor® because, athough I repeat myself, he isn't a flashy dresser. I only called them shoes because that was a generic term and I didn't want to insult our clog-wearing FR members with the déclassé remark so early in the post.
And did I mention he was only a member of the Independent Order of Odd Fellows and not a true Freemason.
Or were you leaning toward a female reptile specialists with a degree in the occult studies and a background in exorcisms?