Does he have to be a flashy dresser? Because ours wears high-water Dockers®. And brown patent leather loafers with a black belt. Déclassé. He says other-worldly fluids clean more easily from patent leather or poromeric imitation leathers such as the ill-fated CorfamTM, introduced in 1963 at the Chicago Shoe Show featured as the centerpiece of the DuPont pavilion at the 1964 New York World's Fair in New York City - CorfamTM, of course, being part of a group of synthetic 'breathable' leather substitutes made from a plastic coating (usually a polyurethane) on a fibrous base layer (typically a polyester), rather than a plastic leather, often called 'pleather,' a derogatory portmanteau of words plastic and leather; although CorfamTM is still manufactured by a plant in Poland, my exorcism-performing reptile specialist with the degree in occult studies more frequently wears clogs made of Birko-Flor® because, athough I repeat myself, he isn't a flashy dresser. I only called them shoes because that was a generic term and I didn't want to insult our clog-wearing FR members with the déclassé remark so early in the post.
And did I mention he was only a member of the Independent Order of Odd Fellows and not a true Freemason.
Or were you leaning toward a female reptile specialists with a degree in the occult studies and a background in exorcisms?
Our herpet-vet has not been observed to do exorcisms, but there’s definitely a possibility of occult-creature breeding in the place. He’s got critters I didn’t recognize, and we subscribe to “Reptiles.” Our regular vet doesn’t care for our scaly and slithery fellow-creatures, but he’s very fond of greyhounds.
Send some avocados, and Tom will make guacamole, and also nachos. His cooking is always a hit at Courts of Honor and campouts.